Free
The Strain Library
Basic strain pages covering type, reported effects, flavour notes, beginner caution and Smokey’s Final Puff.
The new cannabis culture club
The Strain Library meets Smokey’s private lounge.
Browse free strain snapshots, unlock Smokey Tried It reviews, member strain reports, explainers, music picks and couch-side chaos for £4.20/month.
£4.20/monthStrain SnapshotsMember TalliesSmokey Tried It
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The Strain Library
Clean, free strain snapshot pages for Google, browsing and first impressions.
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Smokey Tried It
Personal reviews for strains Smokey has actually tried, with photos, ratings and verdicts.
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Member Board
Structured member strain reports showing tallies, recommendations and reported effects.
Main sections
Built like a content club, not a blank paywall.
Start with free pages so the website has value straight away, then use the locked sections to turn visitors into Lounge Members.
Members
Smokey Tried It
Full personal reviews with strength, couch rating, chaos rating, snack rating, Amsterdam notes and a final verdict.
Members
Member Strain Board
Members submit structured feedback so the site can show simple tallies like “41 out of 60 recommend this strain”.
Free + Paid
Smokey’s Explainers
Simple pages explaining THC, CBD, terpenes, couch lock, tolerance, risks, bad highs and cannabis basics.
Members
Behind the Smoke
Behind-the-scenes updates, polls, guest ideas, trip notes and the more chaotic side of the Lounge.
Shop
Smokey Merch
On-brand merch planning around £4.20, £42 and limited 420-themed pricing where the margins work.
Browse by vibe
Make strains easy to explore.
Use these as tags/categories so visitors can browse by what they are curious about, without the site turning into a messy forum.
ChilledGigglyCreativeSocialSleepyHeavy HitterSnack AttackCouch Lock
Member value
Why people pay £4.20.
The free content shows the idea. The members area gives them involvement: full reviews, strain reports, tallies, polls, deeper explainers and Amsterdam extras.